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P I S C E S
swim with the fishes. February 18 – March 20
You’ll lose a testicle this week. When you don’t have testicles, you’ll GAIN a testicle
This week goes to be demanding on your relationships as you’ll end up arguing lots, so don’t name your mother however perhaps that is the week you lastly strive underground avenue combating!
A R I E S
ram however not just like the truck. March 21 – April 20
This week you’ll have a type of trying-on-clothes-in-the-store montages along with your greatest pal, to the tune of Blink-182, your favourite band from highschool. You’ll each stroll out bare, return to your house, and at last fall in love. You by no means needed to only be associates, and neither did they!
Keep away from associates with meals allergic reactions this week. And each week.