Welcome to Georgia, land of the comfortable fetus
Welcome to Georgia. A state of unparalleled magnificence and unconstitutional abortion legal guidelines, however most significantly…peaches.
Stare at this lighthouse! Take a trip on this boat! And hopefully that may distract you from the truth that a bunch of white males who suppose a fetus can do karate need to put you in jail for having an abortion.
Even in case you have been raped. By your uncle Jeb. However sufficient about that. Who loves golf?
Isn’t it stress-free to observe these balls soar throughout the air? Do you know that after a fetus reaches the dimensions of a golf ball it might recite the star spangled banner….IN MANDARIN?!
How about our landscapes, eh? Don’t eat this peach! It’s alive and has a heart-beat… and chromosomes too, most likely. Who is aware of?
Be at liberty to eat this hand, nonetheless. It belongs to a girl who had a miscarriage.
Or go to Stone Mountain Park, with over three,000 acres of trails, lakes, and amusement rides, just like the psychological curler coaster you’ll trip if you see Stone mountain itself, the world’s largest accomplice monument.
Take a leap of religion… and discover the state that may give your embryo the fitting to little one help. And also you no rights in any respect.
In reality, in case you carry out an abortion we might lock you up for all times, and even provide the dying penalty. Trigger that’s what pro-life means to us.
We came upon we had the worst maternal mortality price within the nation and mentioned “How can we make this example worse?” Which was a problem, as a result of that price was already about thrice as dangerous for black girls as it’s for white girls.
However try our cool landscapes! They boast one of many largest ironic artwork collections within the nation! And wow, have a look at this mansion! Cool fountain, huh?
Georgia is house to historic mansions constructed by slaves. That are right here to remind you that white males will all the time attempt to management you. White males who positively understand how the reproductive system works.
They will’t shave their very own backs, however they know what’s finest in your physique. It’s so gosh darn empowering!
Hey, bear in mind once we dismantled the Voting Rights Act, after which Secretary of State Brian Kemp presided over a governor’s election that he ran in himself and barely beat a black girl campaigning on, amongst different necessary points, racial justice and gender equality? Us too!
There’s a purpose God made our state within the form of a pregnant stomach. With all the youngsters the federal government forces you to have, You’ll be struggling to maintain your head above water. And that’s simply the best way we would like it.
For those who aren’t crying but, try to be! This onion can cry, and performs the banjo too!
So strap on a helmet and dive proper in to Georgia!
We haven’t even talked about Alabama but…
Actor: Taylor Treadwell
Author: Darren Miller, Tamara Yajia, Sue Smith, Eliza Hooper
Director/Producer/Editor: Darren Miller
Government Producer: Chris Michael