We’re one way or the other already midway by way of 2019 and it’s been a bizarre, bizarre 12 months, guys. It’s attending to the purpose the place, truthfully, issues don’t even faze me anymore. Folks petitioned for Danny DeVito to play Wolverine within the subsequent X-Males film? Certain, why not. Some woman in Florida simply casually had an alligator stuffed into her yoga pants? Hey man everyone’s gotta hold their alligators someplace.
From time to time, although, one thing will occur that’s out of left area sufficient to make me go, “what the hell is happening?”
I spent the weekend away from Twitter as a result of it was lovely out and it’s good to unplug for a bit, so once I got here into work this morning I poured a espresso and began to compensate for what I had missed over the past couple days.
Actually not even two sips into my espresso I discovered that Justin Bieber mentioned he needs to struggle Tom Cruise.
I wanna problem Tom Cruise to struggle within the octagon. Tom when you dont take this struggle your scared and you’ll by no means dwell it down. Who’s prepared to placed on the struggle? @danawhite ?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019
I imply— I kinda get it?
Objectively talking if anybody was simply gonna resolve they needed to struggle a star, Tom Cruise isn’t the worst selection. Certain, he’s an excellent actor who admirably does his personal stunts, however he’s additionally a batshit loopy Scientologist and as everyone knows Scientologists are actually the worst. So if I overheard anybody say “I wanna struggle Tom Cruise” I’d most likely nod like, “okay, honest sufficient.”
However I additionally had one obvious query that I’m certain anybody else who noticed this tweet questioned to themselves.
What did Tom Cruise do to Justin Bieber
— Michael Dendor (@MichaelDendor) June 10, 2019
To which the reply is an emphatic,
who the fuck is aware of.
So, that’s it. That’s the story. Justin Bieber needs to struggle Tom Cruise and primarily known as him a hen if he doesn’t. Tom Cruise has but to reply. I don’t even know if Scientology permits accepting challenges, by way of Twitter or in any other case. Perhaps they’ll duke it out, perhaps they received’t. I don’t know, I simply need to drink my espresso in peace. Joyful Monday.
Sooner or later tonight Tom Cruise’s agent should name Tom Cruise and inform him that Justin Bieber has challenged him to a struggle, that is an precise dialog that may occur https://t.co/D4H9tG27cP
— David Allen (@David_Allen55) June 10, 2019
Kylie Jenner is having a Handmaids Story themed party and Justin Bieber needs to struggle Tom Cruise and boy howdy is that meteor late
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) June 10, 2019
Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a struggle. Justin Bieber is like “teenager, drive drunk” loopy. Tom Cruise is “scientologist, three divorces, scare Oprah” loopy. My prediction? Tom beats Justin to demise along with his golden globes within the 1st spherical and offers all reward to Xenu.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) June 10, 2019
Justin Bieber: I wanna struggle Tom Cruise
— Wade Hendrickson (@wademan100) June 10, 2019
Am I dreaming or did Justin Bieber acc simply name out Tom Cruise to struggle him? The simulation is glitching harddd
— TheNewAdamb99 (@TheNewAdamb99) June 10, 2019