Lizzo Feat. Cookie Monster Is The Collab I’ve Wanted My Complete Life

If you happen to don’t take heed to Lizzo but, what are you even doing. The body-positive, flute-playing, unimaginable multi-talented artist from Houston, TX has taken over as one of many latest Queens of hip hop, rap, and R&B. And truthfully, good for her, she fucking deserves it. She’s rocked the VMA’s and even had a quick (however intense) feud with Ron Burgundy, however amongst all her achievements, one of the vital notable is the truth that the lyrics from her hit monitor “Reality Hurts” have grow to be the anthem of the web.

The one lyric from this ABSOLUTE BANGER that’s been pasted all through the furthest corners of social media is, as I’m certain you’re all acquainted,

“I simply took a DNA take a look at, seems I’m 100% that bitch”

Of us throughout twitter have tailored it quite a few occasions into humorous tweets like “I simply took a DNA take a look at, seems I’m 100% that dumb bitch,” however the perfect adaptation to this point has come from somebody I’d have by no means anticipated:

Cookie Monster.

Yeah. The one from Sesame Road. And his rendition of it was so humorous that it warranted a response from Lizzo herself.

(Earlier than we go any additional, when you haven’t listened to the tune but DO IT, I EVEN DROPPED THE MUSIC VIDEO IN HERE FOR YOU, and these are the lyrics of the primary verse:
“I simply took a DNA take a look at, seems I’m 100% that bitch
Even once I’m crying loopy
Yeah, I acquired boy issues, that’s the human in me
Bling bling, then I remedy ‘em, that’s the goddess in me
You coulda had a nasty bitch, non-committal
Enable you to along with your profession just a bit
You’re ‘posed to carry me down, however you’re holding me again
And that’s the sound of me not calling you again”)

And the remainder of the web was fast so as to add their very own bars.

you may’ve had a very good batch!!! mushy within the center!!! dunk them in some milk!!! just a bit!!! you are speculated to scarf them down, however you are holding again, and that is the sound, OF ME HAVING A SNACK

— martian jongin (@nini_pls) September 10, 2019


— Amanda Ryland (@AmandaRyland) September 10, 2019

You coulda had Milanos, just a bit
With a chocolate filling, within the center
Typically when I’m down, I eat a complete bunch
And that is the sound… of all me cookies go crunch!

— Lindsay Cohen (@lindsaycohen) September 10, 2019

You coulda had a contemporary batch, chewy center
Cinnamon and nutmeg, just a bit
You’re s’posed to share ‘em spherical, however you’re simply throwing them again
And that’s the sound, of indigestion assault

— Jessica Friedmann (@MsFriedmann) September 10, 2019

One Twitter use, Amy aka @spooloflies, identified most likely a very powerful level of all:


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