Stephanie has a word from faculty. It says she will’t see for shit and desires glasses yesterday. She denies these baseless allegations by jamming her face an inch from the word to learn it. Woman, it’s time to verify these peepers!
(What if I would like glasses. I’m gonna seem like a geek?) Don’t fear, Steph. That ship already set sail if you put in your canine sweater.
Danny’s strumming a lil’ Widower Blues when DJ and Julie bust in. Julie’s cousin Steve is on the town and gained’t cease pestering them. They have been by no means right here. Deuces.
(How annoying may one child be?) Annoying sufficient for 2 TV reveals on the identical Friday night time.
When worlds collide
It’s Steve motherfucking Urkel. And the studio viewers goes nuts like he’s the Rolling Stones or no matter. Urk Man invitations himself in. Does the Urkel factor. Asking for cheese. Good things.
Jessie teaches him find out how to strut. Tremendous regular factor to do with a toddler you simply met. Wait, what the fuck is that this mess speculated to be about once more?
(right here’s one other enjoyable method to kill time!) The thesis of this shoehorned episode. Steve begins telling, in graphic element, the story of his messy delivery. They ship him off earlier than he elaborates additional on how he tore his mom’s vagina.
Stephanie received glasses. However doesn’t need to seem like a dork, so Jessie fashions his glasses and eases none of her considerations
Come on! Let’s see them! Can’t be that ba- GOD DAMN! GOD DAMN THEM SOME UGLY GLASSES. They lie and say she appears to be like good. However she sees proper by means of that shit. Doesn’t even want her coke bottle lenses.
Stephanie confides in a golden retriever, as a result of her life is a marathon of distress. She appears to be like within the mirror and has a nasty acid journey. It’s San Francisco. They put the medication proper within the faucet water.
For the primary time, I can really see…
The gals attempt to ditch Urkel, however he’s an un-ditchable nuisance. Human herpes.
(Why do you discuss like Mikcey Mouse? That’s as a result of I’m from Chicago.) Instantly the gun violence statistics is sensible.
Stephanie sulks in. She doesn’t wanna be impolite, however y’all must get the fuck out. It’s mopey solo time.
Steve ushers them away then corners Steph and calls for to know her problemo. However she doesn’t even know Steve! So he as soon as once more begins telling his disgusting miracle of kid delivery story. He’s at all times received it loaded and able to go.
Stephanie mentions her new glasses. Steve welcomes her to the spectacles society. And demonstrates how his frames flip him right into a stud. Even if he has a Stephan Urquell character arch that proves the alternative two years from now. Who cares.
Steph doesn’t need to get made enjoyable of! Steve says make them snicker with you, not at you. It’s studying time and Steph has her face all up on her literature. Trainer tells her to throw them glass issues on pronto.
And boy oh boy this redhead child is chomping on the bit to bully her as quickly as he hears glasses. Stephanie remembers Steve’s sage recommendation. (make them snicker with you in order that they don’t snicker…) and does some prop comedy.
The gag of the century
This could get her bullied worse however these youngsters are dumb and like her lame schtick. The trainer places an finish to this lazy routine that can also be unhealthy.
Joey finds Steph writing “I can’t disrupt class” a bunch as a punishment. Nice faculty. She confesses she borrowed Joey’s humorous glasses and now they’re in her trainer’s desk the place they’ll’t damage any extra audiences. (“ with or with out glasses, you’re essentially the most lovely third grader I do know”) What number of lovely third graders you already know, Joey? He has her take one other look within the mirror, solely this time not tripping balls.
See? No person cares. Not even Stephanie. “ I believe you look fairly mature” Joey, what number of third graders are you speaking to love this.
So what did we be taught in the present day?
If a wierd child from one other TV present waltzes into your own home speaking about cheese, train him find out how to strut then level him in the direction of your daughter. However don’t take his recommendation, as a result of it is going to lead you down the hopeless street of prop comedy. A comedy so un-funny, it doesn’t even belong on Full Home. And no person cares about your glasses. No person cares about you. You may drop lifeless in the present day, and the world will hold spinning. So do not forget that in case you ever really feel down. See you subsequent time on A Very Particular Episode.
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Actor/ Author/ Editor: Dashiell Driscoll
VFX: Bryan Wieder
Put up Supervisor: Kia Reghabi