I’m positive most of you might be available in the market for a brand new home nowadays. I’m positive you’re simply casually looking the web for someplace with one other bed room, possibly a much bigger yard or a two-door storage, proper?
JUST KIDDING, HAHAHA, IMAGINE ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO AFFORD PURCHASING A HOUSE. HAHAHAHAHA.
Oh man, that’s a funnier thought than something I may write.
However even should you, like most of us, usually are not trying to throw a couple of hundred thousand (or million, let’s be actual) dollars at a brand new abode, I’ve a list that you just’re positively going to wish to try.
10 Melory Crescent appears like an attractive South Australian residence. It’s over 2,500 square-feet, options 5 bedrooms, two bogs, and might snug match three autos on the lot. That’s a fairly candy deal for a home that’s presently going for round $550,000. I’m from Vancouver and there’s no manner in hell a spot like that may go for lower than 1,000,000. Looks like form of a dream, proper??
You’d suppose so. However alas.
The photographs on this itemizing begin out regular sufficient, and so they keep fairly seemingly strange simply lengthy sufficient so that you can get lulled right into a false sense of safety.
Appears to be like good sufficient
A bit overgrown however nonetheless high-quality
Oh look wow! It’s even bought a pool!
Nonetheless comparatively regular
Kinda cozy truly
I don’t see what’s so bizarre— wait. What’s that statue
And that… random Alice Cooper poster
And the, uh,
HORRIFYING DEMON BASEMENT
WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNN
THIS HOUSE IS POSSESSED. THERE IS NO WAY THIS HOUSE IS NOT POSSESSED. THINGS HAVE GONE DOWN.
WHY ALL THE DUMMIES??? WHY ARE THEY WEARING WIGS? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT LITERAL MANNEQUIN OF SATAN??!
WHY IS THIS HOUSE EVEN ON THE MARKET
WHO DIED HERE?? BECAUSE SOMEONE DEFINITELY DIED HERE
Yeah this home comes with a pool and a candy storage
You’ll be able to look via all of the photographs right here, and even pop by for the open home IF YOU DARE.