Trump Meets Prince Of Whales, At Final Uniting America And The Sea

One of the crucial important jobs of any world chief is international diplomacy and guaranteeing that international relations don’t come to a boil. For the sake of everybody’s safety it’s necessary that all of us get alongside swimmingly, and that’s precisely why Trump determined to dive into certainly one of his “international authorities” talks that happen “on a regular basis” with a monarch that has gone ignored by the world for too lengthy.

The Prince of Whales.


We’re all right here on the floor anxious about international coverage involving locations like North Korea like a bunch of buffoons, however fortunately for us our finless chief is aware of what relationships actually matter — just like the United State’s long-neglected ties to the whale group.

What have they been as much as? How’s life as undersea royalty? No societal revolutions threatening to overthrow their household (pod?) but? That’s good. I suppose whales are okay being below monarchical rule. How’s the climate down there? Sizzling and filled with rubbish? Sounds suspiciously like life above the water. Maybe we aren’t so completely different in spite of everything. I, for one, am excited to see the place our new friendship with the behemoths of the oceans leads. Maybe we will unite and collectively lastly defeat the largest menace to everybody on this earth: windmills.

Donald Trump has mentioned that when he and the Prince of Whales met, they simply clicked.

I’m not even sorry.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 13, 2019

The Prince of Whales? Did you discover a wood boy named Jared Kushner inside him?

— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) June 13, 2019

Can we PLEASE cease mocking his illiteracy for writing Prince of Whales and THANK his considerate parentheses for instructing us all that the Queen of England is from the U.Ok.? pic.twitter.com/7ahd9HoHP7

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 13, 2019

IN TRUMP’S ROLODEX

* Prince of Whales
* Dolly Llama
* Prime Minister True Dough
* Emmanuel Macaroni
* Angela Marble
* Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo
* King Salmon
* The Poop

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 13, 2019

there isn’t a such factor because the fuckin prince of whales

— whalefact (@awhalefact) June 13, 2019

omg i’m the prince of whales

— whalefact (@awhalefact) June 13, 2019

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